(Photo by Steve Rawley)
Why wouldn’t the crab share his toys?
Because he was shellfish.
I love my students for many, many reasons, but one of the top reasons? They tell me great jokes all day long.
What do ducks like to eat with their soup?
Quackers.
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?
Cuz he was a dirty double-crosser.
More?
A girl said she remembered me from the vegetarian club, but I swear I’d never met herbivore.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Matthew.
Matthew who?
Matthew need help with, but Social Studies you can handle.
OK, is that enough? No? OK, then…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cello.
Cello who?
Cello there, dahling, how are you?
All for now! Four more days until spring break…
Love,
Mrs. R